This may seem inconsequential to you. It is, I admit. But lately certain habits of my days have struck me as odd though to me they have become completely normal. One of those habits I must endure repeatedly, everyday, all day, is locking and unlocking of an insane amount of doors, gates, and locks of all shapes and sizes. It is one of the joys of living somewhere where security is, well, not so secure. My cottage (as well as ALL buildings on our property) are currently sportin' what is fondly referred to as “Burglar Bars” on all windows and doors which on occasion makes me feel like I am locked inside a bird cage. It is nice to feel safe, but also a little disconcerting. To add to your insights into the oddities of my life, let me demonstrate for you an average day (laundry day that is) of my key usage. (Morning)
Unlock front door.
Unlock Gate on my front door...(freedom).
Unlock gate on Laundry shed.
Unlock Shed door...(start laundry).
Lock Laundry shed door.
Unlock gate on the Jorgensens' back door
Unlock back door...(Chat with the Jorgensens)
Latch Gate to back door.
(An hour later)
Unlock Laundry shed door...(Change laundry cycle).
Lock Shed Door.
*Repeat steps above approximately 6 times.
(Heading to town)
Lock my front door.
Lock my Burglar gate.
Unlock the deadbolt and unlatch front gate to our plot.
Close gate and latch.
(Return from town)
Open and unlatch gate to plot...(Park)
Close latch. Lock Gate.
Unlock Burglar gate to my cottage.
Unlock my front door.
(Evening)
Lock my front door.
Unlatch the J's back door gate.
(Bedtime)
Lock the J's back door.
Lock the Burglar gate to the back door.
Unlock my front door.
Lock my Burglar gate.
Lock my Front door.
PHEW. Locked in my little cage for the night!
I'm exhausted just writing it out. You must know too that this does not include any car keys being used and excluded me forgetting anything...which I ALWAYS do once multiple gates are locked. So strange and yet so normal. Oh, keys, I've got a lot of you.
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