I occasionally get emails from the American Consulate & Embassy in my little inbox. Sometimes the info is of the mundane nature (fees being raised) and other times if is shocking (multiple gang attacks targeting foreigners at the mall I frequent, no worries).
Regardless of the email's contents, the bottom of each email reads...
“This email is UNCLASSIFIED”
This sentence leaves me with the suspense and anticipation that someday I will actually receive an email on the contrary with four little words filled with intrigue and espionage possibilities...
“This email is CLASSIFIED.”
If only, people, if only. I will keep you posted.
However, if I tell you, I may have to kill you.
2 comments:
Funny, bright, and charming. How do you do it, little Jenna Bird?
Well, you are kind and easily pleased clearly. My world being quite small leads to nonsensical things in this little head of mine. Sometimes you just have to set them free. :)
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